Well, the 2010's are over, and so are their movies. There's been many great ones we've had the pleasure of seeing - and many stinky ones! The IMDb Poll Board members have chosen their top 5 worst movies from the 2010's. You know, the ones that they think no human being should be ever subjected to again. Which picks do you agree with most?
Please tell me the five movies from the 2010's that made you cringe! Please steer away from the ones were so bad you loved them - I mean the ones that nobody should have to watch again. :)
Note: I humbly ask that this poll not go live until after Jan. 1st, 2020. There may be more stinkers ahead! That being said, you may change your picks anytime. Thank you!
List: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls095061019/
Please tell me the five movies from the 2010's that made you cringe! Please steer away from the ones were so bad you loved them - I mean the ones that nobody should have to watch again. :)
Note: I humbly ask that this poll not go live until after Jan. 1st, 2020. There may be more stinkers ahead! That being said, you may change your picks anytime. Thank you!
List: https://www.imdb.com/list/ls095061019/
Posted 5 months ago
1_ The Last Airbender
2_Avengers Endgame
3_Venom
4_Sucker Punch
5_Men in Black International
A list based on my personal tastes
2_Avengers Endgame
3_Venom
4_Sucker Punch
5_Men in Black International
A list based on my personal tastes
Great! Haven't seen MIB (probably should just because) but yes! Venom was so bad! Looks like you have pretty good taste. :)
(Edited)
Nikolay Yeriomin (Mykola Yeromin), Champion
NarniaisAwesome, I liked Venom (2018), but I won't expect anyone to like a cheesy b-movie that was somehow made in 2010's with a serious face (seriously: the movie is practically 1988's Brain Damage in disguise, I even made a video essay about that because fewer people seemed to notice) and succeeded the way I like oddities like that. :)
"Brain Damage in disguise" a perfect way to put it.
I actually liked Brain Damage.
I actually liked Brain Damage.
Will have to see about BD; I love it when a new Hollywood movies sometimes take their ideas from other films. :)
Nikolay Yeriomin (Mykola Yeromin), Champion
Ardan Tüzünsoy, it's hard to surprise me with a weird movie because I've seen thousands of those at this point, but Brain Damage actually managed to do exactly that. Frank Henenlotter is rivaling David Lynch in terms of how unusual his way of thinking (and subsequently his directorial style) is.
1. Fifty Shades Darker (2017)
2. Honig im Kopf/Head Full of Honey (2014)
3. Uwe Boll's Auschwitz (2011)
4. Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. A Man of his Word (2018)
2. Honig im Kopf/Head Full of Honey (2014)
3. Uwe Boll's Auschwitz (2011)
4. Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. A Man of his Word (2018)
Thank you, all added!
Lex Luthor: "Tell me a three syllable word to describe Batman vs. Superman."
Me: "Moronic."
Lex Luthor:
Lex Luthor: "Tell me a three syllable word to describe Batman vs. Superman."
Me: "Moronic."
Lex Luthor:
XD I checked my worst-rated movies seen between 2010 and 2019. Most of them are Barbie movies!!!
As much as I disagree (lol) it's okay if you want to add them - your opinion still matters! ;)
1- Emoji the Movie
2- Gaston Lagaffe https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6995612/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1
3- Fanstatic Four (2015)
4- Barbie: Spy Squad
5- Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar
2- Gaston Lagaffe https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6995612/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1
3- Fanstatic Four (2015)
4- Barbie: Spy Squad
5- Barbie: The Princess and the Popstar
Thank you! I thought the "stunts" (if you can call them stunts because it's animated, lol) in Spy Squad were kinda good, but the movie was really lacking.
1. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
2. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
3.. The Bye Bye Man (2017)
4.. Cell (I) (2016)
5. Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
2. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
3.. The Bye Bye Man (2017)
4.. Cell (I) (2016)
5. Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
As long as you're sure you hate Birdemic, and not love-hate it. :) That's why I didn't choose it. ;)
I could never watch Birdemic (or most any terrible movies given the Rifftrax or MST3k treatment sans their respective commentaries). To me? To be able to watch them in their original form (sans commentaries)? That is defined as as a love-hate relationship.
Good idea narni!!
1_Fifty Shades of Grey
2_Jack and Jill
3_Pixels
4_Venom
5_The Purge(2013)Although the whole saga seems horrible
1_Fifty Shades of Grey
2_Jack and Jill
3_Pixels
4_Venom
5_The Purge(2013)Although the whole saga seems horrible
(Edited)
Thank you; added!
Narni, I would like to change Venom and instead put Thor: The Dark World, another terrible superhero movie.
I suggested a small change in my list and I think you didn't notice :)
Dan Dassow, Champion
Narnia,
Please change the title of the list from:
IMDb Poll Board Top 5 Worst Films of the 2010's
To:
IMDb Poll Board Top 5 Worst Films of the 2010s
2010's is possessive. 2010s refers to the decade.
Please change the title of the list from:
IMDb Poll Board Top 5 Worst Films of the 2010's
To:
IMDb Poll Board Top 5 Worst Films of the 2010s
2010's is possessive. 2010s refers to the decade.
Thank you. ;)
Dan Dassow, Champion
Narnia,
Thanks for updating the title. I update the title of this thread and the original post accordingly.
Thanks for updating the title. I update the title of this thread and the original post accordingly.
1. Pixels
2. Dark Shadows
3. Fantastic Four (2015)
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
5: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Since Birdemic and The Last Airbender have already been chosen I'll exclude them from the list but they would be my actual number 1 and 2.
2. Dark Shadows
3. Fantastic Four (2015)
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
5: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Since Birdemic and The Last Airbender have already been chosen I'll exclude them from the list but they would be my actual number 1 and 2.
Nice picks! Forgot about DS and FF myself. :)
Kind of enjoyed Dark Shadows.
This will most likely change, as I will probably remember some other bad movie that I am suppressing from memory.
Movie 43
A Haunted House
Divergent
Everything Must Go
Silent House
Movie 43
A Haunted House
Divergent
Everything Must Go
Silent House
Thank you, added!
This link should show you your worst rated films in the period to see if you suppressed something: https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?ti...
Could you replace haunted house and everything must go with yoga hosers (2016) and Transformers 3?
Of course!
Okay as much as I hate Divergent can you replace it with the far worse The Starving Games (2013). I didn't want to give this movie attention but it certainly belongs on here.
I stay away from titles like 50 Shades or anything with Johnny Depp in it, so I haven't seen them and cannot judge. But to me, the worst of the decade so far (and I admit I didn't actually finish this one either) is Holmes & Watson.
Ooh, yes, Holmes and Watson was awful - I only got about 8 minutes into it and quit, too. :) But it was more boring than actually painful, so it didn't make my list.
You are wise to avoid Johnny Depp. I've yet to see anything with him that was good.
Would you like to pick four more for the poll, or wait til closer to the end of the year?
You are wise to avoid Johnny Depp. I've yet to see anything with him that was good.
Would you like to pick four more for the poll, or wait til closer to the end of the year?
You are wise to avoid Johnny Depp. I've yet to see anything with him that was good.In my humble opinion, these are some decent movies with him:
Ed Wood (1994)
Donnie Brasco (1997)
The Ninth Gate (1999)
Blow (2001)
Depp is a fine actor, but if a movie is a "Johnny Depp movie" then it's bound to be terrible. (I mean movies that instead of giving us an interesting story, try hard to capitalize on the fact that the star is the ubercool, hypersexy, his superhuman highness Johnny Depp)
The best movie with Johnny Depp that I saw was Dead Man. He was perfect for the role.
The best movie with Johnny Depp that I saw was Dead Man. He was perfect for the role.
He was also quite good in a few others as well, mostly pre-2000 roles. Ed Wood, like you said, was one of them.
Then he started to get full of himself, and it reflected in his roles. Today his roles with his real face may even be outnumbered by his roles behind masks or extreme makeup.
But perhaps I'm a little biased. I once saw him on Letterman and for years I haven't forgotten how full of himself he was. I almost expected him to start caressing his biceps and kissing himself, going "Mmmm yes, I'm Johnny Depp. Yesss, Depp, that's me, eat your heart out losers, this is the Depp-man here. Mmmm I'm oh so hot and amazing..." I just can't get over that interview. I hate people like that, so I started seeing that person even in his good performances.
Then he started to get full of himself, and it reflected in his roles. Today his roles with his real face may even be outnumbered by his roles behind masks or extreme makeup.
But perhaps I'm a little biased. I once saw him on Letterman and for years I haven't forgotten how full of himself he was. I almost expected him to start caressing his biceps and kissing himself, going "Mmmm yes, I'm Johnny Depp. Yesss, Depp, that's me, eat your heart out losers, this is the Depp-man here. Mmmm I'm oh so hot and amazing..." I just can't get over that interview. I hate people like that, so I started seeing that person even in his good performances.
I saw an episode of 21 Jump Street a while back and realized that was Johnny Depp... I was shocked! He looked so different - dare I say normal? - in a role without 50,0000000 gallons of makeup on his face and 3,000 feet of wig on his head! :D
I don't watch many new movies, unless they're very promising or unless I have to (I translate subtitles for a network) So I'll choose among ones I worked on, or somehow had to watch:
1- Holmes & Watson
2- Project X
3- Higher Power
4 - A Wrinkle in Time
5 - The Fast and The Fierce (okay, it's low budget and all, but you really need to see this one to experience how low a movie can sink)
and a couple of contenders
Jerusalem Countdown (it's doubtful if this should be considered a movie, or a scream for LET'S NUKE ANYONE WHO IS NOT AMERICAN OR CHRISTIAN !!!)
Selfie From Hell
Baywatch
Bro
A Million Ways to Die in the West
1- Holmes & Watson
2- Project X
3- Higher Power
4 - A Wrinkle in Time
5 - The Fast and The Fierce (okay, it's low budget and all, but you really need to see this one to experience how low a movie can sink)
and a couple of contenders
Jerusalem Countdown (it's doubtful if this should be considered a movie, or a scream for LET'S NUKE ANYONE WHO IS NOT AMERICAN OR CHRISTIAN !!!)
Selfie From Hell
Baywatch
Bro
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Ha, some great picks! All added.
I only have a list of the films I like/love, and I don't rate films on IMDb (aside from the ones I gave 10/10, not because I want to bump their ratings, but only because I want to have a 'list' of my favorite films ever). What I want to say is, I try to forget films I consider bad, rather than feeding my hate for them, by remembering them. So, that means I certainly cannot remember the absolute five worst films of the decade - I've watched a lot of crap, and I've forgotten a lot of crap. What I can remember, however, are my top five disappointing films. They might not all be THAT bad, but the disappointment I felt was worse than the feeling you get after you watch a bad film, especially since I looked forward to these movies:
Star Wars: The Force Awakens - 10 years waiting for a new Star Wars film, and we get a remake of A New Hope, with some Empire and Jedi sprinkled throughout
Star Wars: The Last Jedi - instead of digging itself out of a hole Force Awakens created, it dug it deeper, and covered itself with dirt
The Hobbit Trilogy - (yes, I consider them a single movie, like I do LotR) - this trilogy didn't know where it's going, what it's doing, and what it wants to be
Terminator: Dark Fate - renaming characters doesn't mean you've written anything new (similar problem like with Force Awakens)
Avengers: Endgame - after a masterpiece that was Infinity War, and the fun that all previous 20 or so MCU films gave to me, this one was the first that felt like a FAN FILM - just an utter mess
Star Wars: The Force Awakens - 10 years waiting for a new Star Wars film, and we get a remake of A New Hope, with some Empire and Jedi sprinkled throughout
Star Wars: The Last Jedi - instead of digging itself out of a hole Force Awakens created, it dug it deeper, and covered itself with dirt
The Hobbit Trilogy - (yes, I consider them a single movie, like I do LotR) - this trilogy didn't know where it's going, what it's doing, and what it wants to be
Terminator: Dark Fate - renaming characters doesn't mean you've written anything new (similar problem like with Force Awakens)
Avengers: Endgame - after a masterpiece that was Infinity War, and the fun that all previous 20 or so MCU films gave to me, this one was the first that felt like a FAN FILM - just an utter mess
Thanks, will add! Haven't seen Dark Fate yet, but all the rest I agree on! :D
Truly dishonorable mentions:
I haven't seen them but I've watched reviews to both of them. If I seen them? They would have been on my list. And to give some of these people here a sense of proper perspective regarding what makes for an objectively terrible movie and what makes for a movie you just don't like.
Foodfight! (2012)
Norm of the North (2016)
More dishonorable mentions: Never heard of this one until I came across RebelTaxi's worst animation of the 2010s episode.
Bands on the Run (2011)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2361155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTITDiZP1Pk
Objectively speaking? Can anyone say that the Last Jedi is worse than this or the other two movies in my previous post?
Bands on the Run (2011)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2361155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTITDiZP1Pk
Objectively speaking? Can anyone say that the Last Jedi is worse than this or the other two movies in my previous post?
Stephen, it's free bands at a $4.99 value - can you not see that that's a deal?!? Kidding, lol. ;) Norm of the North doesn't look good, but it looks way better than the other two... Foodfight's animation quality looks like a bad dream!!! Bands on the Run looks like a... like a... I don't know! It's insane. :D
Meet the Blacks (2016)
Jack and Jill (2011)
Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
A Haunted House 2 (2014)
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
Jack and Jill (2011)
Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
A Haunted House 2 (2014)
The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)
Thanks, added.
Do you mind if I bake a(n untimely) IMDb Poll Board Top 5 Worst Films of the 2000s version of this poll?
I would like to shine a cancerous spotlight on the likes of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa (TV Short 2002) and Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island (2004) (as dishonorable mentions due to their status as short films)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJaLdQMw87I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soqqlPIQ6kM&feature=emb_logo
Of course I don't mind! Let me know when it's up and I'll contribute!
Bonne appetite. Or better yet. I hope that you will NOT lose your appetite after mulling over such a moldy, toxic short list of the worst films of that decade and getting cinematic food poisoning.
https://getsatisfaction.com/imdb/topics/poll-suggestion-imdb-poll-board-top-5-worst-films-of-the-200...
Happy 2020 Bump!!!!!!! Here's to a new decade for fun, love, and movies!
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