Live Poll: Funniest Joke From Jimmy Kimmel's Oscar Monologue

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From Jimmy Kimmel’s Opening Monologue at the 89th Annual Academy Awards Ceremony, which joke was the funniest?

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Tonight in the spirit of healing and bringing people together, I would like to bury the hatchet with someone I've had issues with, Matt Damon. I've known Matt so long, when I first met Matt, I was the fat one. Matt could have starred in 'Manchester by the Sea' and he could have taken that lead actor part for himself ... [but] he made a Chinese ponytail movie instead. That movie, 'The Great Wall', went on to lose $8 million dollars. Smooth move dumbass.
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Of all the great actors here in Hollywood, one in particular has stood the test of time for her uninspiring and overrated performances. Mediocre, underwhelming, Meryl Streep has phoned it in for over 50 films over the course of her lackluster career. Would everyone please join me in giving Meryl Streep a totally undeserved round of applause. Nice dress by the way, is that an Ivanka?
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Reading them I don't find the jokes laugh out loud funny, but they were generally well-delivered, and the monologue was solid.
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