Live Poll: Funniest Eddie Murphy Quote

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It's been 22 years since Eddie Murphy cleaned up the streets as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop III, but fans of the foul-mouth Detroit police detective finally get their next sequel in 2018.

Beverly Hills Cop IV will be directed by up-and-coming Belgian writer-director duo Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah, winners of the Toronto Film Festival in 2015 for their all-black gangsta drama Black (2015). However, this will be their first action-comedy. The producer is Jerry Bruckheimer.

Which of the following Eddie Murphy quotes (*) do you think is the funniest?

List: http://www.imdb.com/list/ls025351061/
Poll: http://www.imdb.com/poll/sHa1KCSX5fE/

(*) Warning: some quotes are R-rated
 
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Posted 3 years ago

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Belgian writer-director duo, you say? I just imagined the Dardennes version.
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The style of El Arbi & Fallah is quite different from the Dardennes and their movies appeal to a younger audience. I can't help it, but their style always reminds me of Barry Jenkins' Moonlight.
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I sure hope they're different!
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48 Hrs. (1982)
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Only one quote per title?

James 'Thunder' Early, Dreamgirls - [singing]  Jimmy want a rib! Jimmy want a steak! Jimmy want piece of yo chocolate cake!
OR
Lorrell Robinson: What Does R&B stand for?
James 'Thunder' Early: Rough and Black.
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Donkey, Shrek 2 - [to Puss]  If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
OR
[to Puss-in-Boots]  I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.
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Mister Robinson, SNL - It sure is a beautiful day. Know why? My wife walked out on me. Isn't that nice? I'm so glad the bitch is gone.
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White Like Eddie, SNL - I studied for my role very carefully. I watched lots of "Dynasty".
[show Eddie watching TV]
See? See how they walk? Their butts are real tight when they walk. They keep their butts tight. I've gotta remember to keep my butt real tight when I walk.
And, I read a whole bunch of Hallmark Cards.
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Eddie Murphy: Delirious - Now, a brother's dick is too big, so it'll fuck up his balance... Every time you see a brother in a wheelchair, he ain't always crippled.
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Eddie Murphy: Raw - Little Eddie: [demonstrating] Then he kicked him in the ding-ding.
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Thanks a lot, Jen. I added your quote from Dreamgirls and two quotes from Shrek. I'm not sure about the TV appearances, though. My feeling is that I better stick with movies.
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Delirious and Raw are concert movies, not TV shows.
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FYC:  
(From Bowfinger)

[Bowfinger is interviewing Jiff for his movie]

Robert K. Bowfinger : Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Jiff Ramsey : Uh, well, yeah, quite a bit, actually, I have quite a bit of experience. I'm an active, uh, renter at Blockbuster, and I, um, attend the filmed cinema, uh, as much as possible, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-week-... intermediately.

or

Robert K. Bowfinger : Would you be willing to cut your hair?
Jiff Ramsey : [sighs]  Oh, yes, but, uh, it's usually better if someone else does it. I've had a few... accidents.
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Nice quotes, Jessica. Thanks. I took the first one.
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