LIVE POLL: Guys...Who Would You Dress as in Drag?

So you're going to a costume party that requires you dress in drag. Which of these over-the-top female celebrities would you dress as? 

Christina Aguilera 
Beyonce 
Charo 
Cher 
Joan Crawford 
Kim Kardashian 
Lady Gaga 
Cyndi Lauper 
Jennifer Lopez 
Sophia Loren 
Madonna 
Nicki Minaj 
Carmen Miranda 
Marilyn Monroe 
Dolly Parton 
Katy Perry 
Diana Ross 
Britney Spears 
Tina Turner 
Mae West 
It doesn't matter who I dress as, I'll still end up looking like Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House... 

List: http://www.imdb.com/list/ls075109972 
Poll: http://www.imdb.com/poll/VsTSdGS7yEU 
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Went live 9/8/14