LIVE POLL: Best Movie Break-Up Line

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"I'm *beep*ing serious. It's *beep*ing over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore." - Patrick to Evelyn in American Psycho 
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark." - Alvy to Annie in Annie Hall 
"You call yourself a free spirit, a wild thing, and you're terrified somebody's gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you're already in that cage. You built it yourself" - Paul to Holly in Breakfast at Tiffany's 
"If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's arse." - Bridget to Daniel in Bridget Jones's Diary 
"It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that." - Rick to Ilsa in Casablanca 
"I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." - Alice to Dan in Closer 
"It's beyond my control." - Sébastian to Madame de Tourvel in Dangerous Liaisons 
"I'm letting you go 'cause if we stay together, Will, we're gonna be miserable. I'm gonna hold you back from all these incredible dreams that you have. And then eventually you're totally gonna hate me for it." — Emily to Will in Definitely, Maybe 
"I'm *beep*ing crawling out of my skin. I should've left you at the flea market." - Clementine to Joel in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 
"You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me." - Marla to The Narrator in Fight Club 
"I just... I just woke up one day and I knew." "Knew what?" "...What I was never sure of with you." - Summer and Tom in (500) Days of Summer 
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Rhett to Scarlett in Gone with the Wind 
"I'm sick and I'm tired of starting a row and I'm telling you now that we're through." - Adelaide to Nathan in Guys and Dolls 
"'re a bad person. Like, all the way through to your core." — Stu to Melissa in The Hangover 
"You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fatso? You think I'm $***? Well, you're wrong, 'cause I'm champagne, and you're $***. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be $***." - Andy to Joy in Happiness 
"I love you so much. But this is where I am now. And this is who I am now. And I need you to let me go. As much as I want to, I can't live in your book any more." - Samantha to Theodore in Her 
"On the surface, everything seems fine. I’ve got this great guy. And he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can’t live like that. It’s not the way I’m built." - Dorothy to Jerry in Jerry Maguire 
"If I want to be a senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn." - Warner to Elle in Legally Blonde 
"I won't play the sap for you." - Sam to Brigid in The Maltese Falcon (1941) 
"Into the mud, scum queen!" - Michael to Dolores in The Man with Two Brains 
"I only wanted to make you happy. I never thought I was good enough for you... But Alex, you're not good enough for me!" - Rose to Alex in The Mirror Has Two Faces 
"You're madness, Diana. Virulent madness. And everything you touch dies with you. But not me. Not as long as I can feel pleasure, and pain...and love." - Max to Diana in Network 
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what we've been playing at. So I was crying. Because I don't know if I love you any more. And I don't know what I'm going to do without that." - Calvin to Beth in Ordinary People 
"I don't know how to say goodbye. I can't think of any words." - Ann to Joe in Roman Holiday 
"We should break up or whatever." - Scott to Knives in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 
"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an a**hole." - Erica to Mark in The Social Network 
"I'm not going back in there again, not this time, never going back, never." - Stella to Stanley in A Streetcar Named Desire 
"I made up a new dance. It's called the Move on with Your Life." - Sky to Evian in Superstar 
"You don't even know how much you'll miss me" - Aurora to Garrett in Terms of Endearment 
"I'd rather be his whore than your wife." - Rose to Cal in Titanic 
"Consider that a divorce." - Doug to Lori in Total Recall (1990) 
"Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in." — Barbara to Oliver in The War of the Roses 
"Hey, psycho, we're not gonna discuss this, OK? It's over. Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." — Robbie to Linda in The Wedding Singer 
"I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I’m 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and *beep* his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you." - Katie to Coop in Wet Hot American Summer 


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