Let me see. (he takes the plate of waffles)
Oh, poor J! I used to know him, Eggo—a very bumpy guy, and with an excellent texture. He fed me a
thousand times, and now—how terrible—this is
him. A downtrodden actor on the IMDb. It makes my stomach turn. I don’t know how many
times I ate the stacks that used to be right here. But alas, dietary restrictions abode. We bury and remove our old friend this day. So long my fluffy!